Extended Thursdays ☆
A supermassive black hole has been discovered in the basement of Thorndike Hall. Oddly, the only observable effect to date has been a strange time dilation on Thursday afternoons, which has caused the Studio to extend its open hours until 7pm. Bizarre.
Please come quickly. The effect is predicted to last for only a few billion more years. You don’t want to miss this.

Ha, I feel lucky to be alive!